Where The Festival Are You?!

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Dear festival friends,

If you are reading this post, you are clearly not at What The Festival. If you were here you would be dancing in a pool right now. Not coming is a horrible mistake. I’ve only been here for a few hours, but I know a great festival when I see one, and this is going to be an awesome freaking festival.

What The Festival Pool Stage

The fairgrounds, which are conveniently located a mere 2 hour drive from Portland, are beautiful. The people here are super friendly, so you are sure to make awesome new friends. The sound from their Funktion One system is flawless. The only thing this place is missing is you. Good news … there are still some tickets available so you could still come!

What The Festival Pool Stage

Also, they have drinks on a pinch card system. $4 for a beer. Not too bad for a festival.

See you soon!


The Festival Guy

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